“All peners are entirely fictional and any resemblance to real people is unintended and a complete coincidence”
The most humble of all Smol Peners. They are the foundation upon which our community is built. Many in number but still so few to own. All wonderful shapes and sizes to fit the needs of any and all penis art enthusiasts.
More complex and diverse than a Smol Member. They are special and rare. Aesthetically beautiful dongs and a privilege to own. Their backgrounds create emotions of such depth that only the great artists of old were capable of evoking.
The pinnacle of Pener, the upper echelons of phallic based art. Nothing quite like a lick of gold to turn the humble pener into something as rare and unique as a Rembrandt. Only the few may ever hold these glorious little peckers, maybe you’ll be lucky enough to own one too.
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Who are we? Well that’s a great question, Yes these are pseudonyms and yes we know anonymous teams are so 2021, but if we were to publicly associate ourselves with this project it would impact our IRL commitments.
What we really are is a collective of builders, entrepreneurs, hodlers, degens, strategists and community experts brought together over a shared common goal. To poke fun at the state of the NFT world and celebrity cash grabs whilst raising money for a cause close to our hearts and genitals.
This is a community led private alpha group. Join some of the biggest brains in the space and steer the future with us.
Owners will receive access to “The Glory Hole” a private community for Smol Peners with big brains. With only 333 potential spots available, “The Glory Hole” will be home to only the spiciest alpha, dankest memes and best whitelist opportunites going around. Members can participate in project governance to help steer the future of the project or just show off their shiny new Pener.
All peners might not have been created equal, but all are unique and special in their own way. The collection consists of 333 individual NFTs. No BS lazy computer generated traits, each pener is a glorious 1/1 bespoke piece of artwork that’s been meticulously handcrafted with love. Size doesn’t matter, it's all about how you use it!
You own your Pener! You have full commercial rights to your Pener, allowing you to build, create and develop whatever you’d like from your NFT.
We are Smol Peners with Big Dreams! Holding a Smol Pener NFT provides access to the Pener Dao, allowing users to vote on the future direction of the project!
All these NFT cash grabs seem kinda… Flaccid? Smol Peners on the other hand exists to give the world a thrilling erection injection with 10% of primary sales and 50% of secondary royalties donated to men’s health charities decided by the Pener DAO.
… to the Glory Hole for hot alpha, exciting partnerships, exclusive early access to future drops, upcoming whitelist opportunities and much more!
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